So the DIY Diva Walks into an ABC Store…

Ok so here’s a story for you guys! I have not been to an ABC Store much in my life. I’m just not much for drinking alcohol. Pass me a coffee any day! Double Espresso with Cream? Sold! However, I came across a recipe for a hand sanitizer that required Vodka. So I rolled into the parking lot in my Mom. Van, wearing what I can only hope aren’t Mom Jeans, and tried to pretend that I knew what I was doing and in there 😂 Some guys next to me- guessing they are college kids- were talking about how the bigger the bottle of alcohol, the better their time would be… (*Eye Roll*)And I was all “Mom at the ABC Store” thinking, ok which one of these bottles is cheapest? All they all made the same? Are there any organic? Non-GMO? Where’s the ingredient list? 😂

Anyway I get to the register with my little bottle of Vodka (I only needed a few tablespoons after all) and the “good time” guys are coming up behind me with their wheelbarrel load of whiskey. I am getting out my money and patiently waiting to get asked for my ID. The older gentleman ringing me out made small talk about soda taxes and beer and NEVER ASKED FOR MY ID. I mean come on, girl’s still got it!!! …. Right? ….. And that’s when this whole thing hit me and I had a run in with reality: I really DO drive a Mom Van, these probably ARE Mom Jeans, and yes, this Vodka truly IS being used for a hand sanitizer recipe. So….when was *that moment* for you? I would love to hear about it! Maybe we can share our stories and laugh because yeah, obviously, we still got it 😉

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One thought on “So the DIY Diva Walks into an ABC Store…

  1. I love this!! Seriously you need to blog everyday.  XoxJackie Sent from my BlackBerry 10 smartphone. From: Bobbie-jo HurtSent: Thursday, August 10, 2017 6:36 PMTo: jackiesharpe@aol.comReply To: Bobbie-jo HurtSubject: [New post] So the DIY Diva Walks into an ABC Store…

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    Bobbie-jo Hurt posted: “Ok so here’s a story for you guys! I have not been to an ABC Store much in my life. I’m just not much for drinking alcohol. Pass me a coffee any day! Double Espresso with Cream? Sold! However, I came across a recipe for a hand sanitizer that required Vodk”

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